Mdugger,
You have to understand, TEPaul often gets confused.
Until he met me he thought STYMIE was the character from the OUR GANG comedy series.
He thought SPOON was something silver, lodged in your mouth, that you were born with.
He thought Coore & Crenshaw was a beer and melon dish served at certain golf clubs.
He thought CROSS BUNKER was a guy named Archie who dressed in Edith's clothes.
He thought MAINTAINANCE was something you paid to an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife.
The man had virtually, not a clue about golf and golf courses until we met. I promised his relatives that I would take him under my wing, and try to guide him, to teach him, but even
Saint Jude, the patron saint of lost causes gave up on him, and now I'm all alone with this monumental task.
I tell you, it ain't easy.