I see that Eleanor Roosevelt had prominent teeth, known then as buckteeth. They were adjusted after an automobile accident.
I would suggest, then, that some mythic figure (like Pluto, Neptune, or Poseidon) replace Eleanor and the bunkers be called Juno's Teeth, or whichever. Simply calling them The Teeth would detract from the historic notion.
Good to see that you are spreading the word about microagressions, jk. The world needs more of your ilk.