Neal, I wish I had the words to ELP's Karn Evil #9 at hand to post, . . . But just remember this--picture Robert Trent Jones with one of those horse drawn wagons selling snake oil. So when you say 50%, I'll politely disagree and say, "No, more like 150%."
Tommy, just because I love you and always do what you say, this is for you:
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Karn Evil #9
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass,
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.
Come inside, the show's about to start,
Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth,
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo,
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, oh.
Right before your eyes see the laughter from the skies,
And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he dies.
Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of vaseline
Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene.
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band, Dixieland, Dixieland.
Roll up, roll up, roll up,
See the show
Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool,
Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own, all our own, all our own.
Come and see the show, come and see the show,
Come and see the show,
See the show.
You are welcome.