Charlie
A Tribute, I do not think Tom D would regard that as a Tribute. I believe he would by far be more than honored if we played his courses.
Sounds like the song (if you can call it a song) ran out of ideas as soon as whoever started composing this crap (I think that is how it is spelt, although I could be wrong, it might be rap, no I was right in the first place).
Would the songwriter be an ex-architect who only knew how to design Greens in the middle of lakes? His song is as boring and as frustrating as these island features and certainly kills the music as quickly as the island Greens kill the game of Golf.
Sorry Tom, I for one believed you deserve better (even when you do not agree with me) than this (c)rap song.
As for the Moon, I hope the R&A don’t have authority, because I believe they would want all the crater bunkers flattened and repositioned to assist the long hitter. Come to think of it, that song would be an ideal tribute for the R&A, don’t you think?
Melvyn