It looks to me like the names used are actual members there, so it is obviously someone taking some shots at his golf buddies. I gather that the club had serious tree damage from ice storms, necessitating the removal of several trees. Some poor guy who thought his legacy would be reupholstering chairs in the grill room is now charged with a Sophie's Choice like task of determining which of the beloved trees get culled.
I thought the funniest lines were about women and seniors driving the green, and the complaint about someone who hits it so straight.