Ahem.
With all due respect, JakaB (and I do and did enjoy your observations!), I thought the question was not whether my wife's backside (or my penis, for that matter) was of pleasing proportions, but whether it should matter to anyone if the winner at Bethpage Black shot -2 (which, I guess, would make it a King) or -10 (which would make it a Serf).
I'm reminded of a line from "Annie Hall": "Sorry, Duane, but I've got an appointment back on Planet Earth."