As a neutral (CA resident) in the highly volatile and mega-important issue of what area makes the best pizza... I have to say this: I spent some time in Chicago, had a lot of deep-dish, and I thought it was pretty damn good.
Then I went to New York.
Walking down some street in Manhattan, I saw people lined up at hole in the wall Italian restaurant. I couldn't tell you its name - my memory is far from that good. But I was hungry and when in Rome... so I got in line. When I finally reached the front I felt like Elaine in front of the Soup Nazi, as there was such a detailed and pre-determined procedure for ordering... but somehow I meekly got out of there with two huge slices of plain cheese pizza.
One bite and I thought I was in heaven. Two bites and I KNEW I was.
So all full apologies to my Chicago friends and relatives (my mother lived the first 13 years of her life in Chicago and I have many relatives still there)... but if one wants truly great pizza, New York is the place.
Now back to your battle with Philadelphia over golf and sandwiches.....
BTW... my two year old son has taken to the movie "Elf" (Will Farrell stars) and there's a line in that that goes:
there are about 30 Ray's Pizzas, and all of them call themselves the original. But the real one is on 11th.
Curious - is that true?