Patrick:
You really are amazing that way. I don't think I've ever known anyone like you. If you really are looking for more distance, though, get rid of those old berrylium Pings of yours. They are great clubs but they don't go anywhere compared to what you can get today.
TEPaul,
I played with Terry and Mike McBride recently and they were chiding me about getting rid of my old equipment, my 1980's pings and my old Taylor 580 driver.
They were telling me how much farther and straighter I would hit the ball if I had the newest equipment like them.
On the 7th hole, after I hit a good tee shot in the middle of the fairway and they hit both of their tee shots into the woods right, I told them that that new equipment sure worked well and would probably help my game a great deal, just like it was helping theirs. We all laughed, and every time they hit a marginal shot I reminded them of how badly they'd be playing if they were using my equipment.
I'm sure that I'll try some of the newer equipment, but, I'm comfortable with my old pings and I drive the ball fairly straight and far with my Taylor 580.
But, I believe that every golfer owes it to themselves to venture into R&D.
So, I'm going to try a set of Tour Burner irons.
I hit Mike's with great results.
And, I'm going to try that big Titleist Driver with the blue shaft.
If they consistently outperform my old clubs, I'll use them.
You need to rejuvenate your mental approach.
You need to play with guys who are fun to play with irrespective of their scoring ability. You need to play with good players as well, and, you should try to beat them all.
This game is so great.
You meet so many terrific people.
You can play with them, or, you can play and practice by yourself.
Each course is different, and even the same course is different each day.
Hibernating isn't for humans, and especially not golfers.
Get up, open your window, scream: I'm mad as hell and I'm going to do something about it, then, go out and get FITTED for new equipment.
Then go practice and play your ass off.
This isn't a dress rehersal, this is it.
Try to get your game in shape, try to better par, try to beat everyone you play with, but, above all, enjoy yourself and have fun.
Golf is the best medicine for what ails you.
Just do it.
End of Rant