Jay,
Thank you, a solid piece.
However, you wrote,
"The last two major winners have been downright zany. Czaban wrote, "the entire 1985 U.S. Open should be stricken from the record books completely," as a statistical outlier and a deadly bore. Unknown Taiwanese player T.C. Chen not only led the Open for three days, but was running away with it before taking the now infamous quadruple-bogey 8, where he double-hit a greenside chip for a two-stroke penalty. His four-shot lead vanished in a heartbeat like a rabbit in a conjuring trick. Andy North, who won a grand total of three tournaments in his PGA Tour career -- but two of them U.S. Opens -- held off Chen -- now known forever as "Two-Chip" instead of "Tse-Chung" -- and a bunch of career bit players like Dave Barr and Denis Watson. The real star that year was the golf course, which confounded everyone by playing harder than the previous years' Opens at Winged Foot, Oakmont, Pebble Beach, Merion, Baltusrol, Inverness, and Cherry Hill respectively. Even par was the winning score."
With respect, Denis Watson won three times in 1984 and I believe was second on the money list after Tom Watson. In fact, if you could take away the hysterical actions of USGA Committee Man, one Montford-Johnson, who jumped from the gallery and imposed a two stroke penalty on Watson for waiting longer than ten seconds for his ball to drop, which it did, he would have beaten North by a shot. Tim Simpson, Watson's playing competitor, angrily called the official to task by claiming that the ball was still moving, which was true.
I understand that the USGA has reduced the two stroke penalty to one stroke.
Bob