Kyle:
Well, if you feel that strongly about it and all that've passed there before, if we ever play Merion it sounds like I might have to carry you all the way from the first tee to your approach shot.
That reminds me of a good Merion 1st tee story.
In 1981 US Open as is traditonal Hal Sutton the reigning US Amateur Champ was teeing off #1 in the first round with Jack Nicklaus, the defending Open Champ.
Apparently Sutton was so scared he could hardly stand up but he just busted one way down the middle and Nicklaus did too.
Walking off the tee he said:
"Mr Nicklaus, I've never been that scared and that nervous in my life.
Nicklaus said to him:
"I was nervous too, Hal, it's just that I've done this a thousand times."