In the tradition of Southern oral history, please place another item on ebay titled: "The Inaugural Hillbilly Tour - Riding Shotgun In Barney's Milk Truck."
John, you can keep the money and I will discuss spending 8 hours +/- in your vehicle to and from Cusco a few years back, with your permission of course.
As a bonus item, I would be willing to share your reply to the young cart-baller at Victoria National who asked to play through on the par three tee box a few years back.
Mike
Friend of Barney