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Craig Sweet

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Totally OT: New Hire
« on: May 02, 2007, 01:25:28 AM »
The superindentent just told me he hired a guy named Danny Noonan.

After swaping quotes for 20 minutes I went back to mowing rough...

"Do you do drugs Danny?"

"Every chance I get"
LOCK HIM UP!!!

Evan Fleisher

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Re:Totally OT: New Hire
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2007, 08:12:26 AM »
..."then what's the problem?"

"I don't know..."
Born Rochester, MN. Grew up Miami, FL. Live Cleveland, OH. Handicap 13.2. Have 26 & 23 year old girls and wife of 29 years. I'm a Senior Supply Chain Business Analyst for Vitamix. Diehard walker, but tolerate cart riders! Love to travel, always have my sticks with me. Mollydooker for life!

S. Huffstutler

Re:Totally OT: New Hire
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2007, 01:05:58 PM »
Oh...are you a......Catholic?

Yes

Then I'm afraid you can't come.



Rick Shefchik

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Re:Totally OT: New Hire
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2007, 01:14:14 PM »
My wife played golf last week with three women she hadn't met before, including one named Kelly. One of the other women, upon hearing Kelly's first name, immediately started singing Woody's ballad to his wife, from "Cheers," which -- as we all know -- simply goes "Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly..."

My wife asked Kelly if she was sick of people singing that to her, and Kelly rolled her eyes and said, "God, yes."

Let's hope this Danny Noonan has learned to roll with the "Caddyshack" references.
"Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation." - Grantland Rice

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