Gentlemen,
coming from the land which proudly gave the world haggis, bagpipes, deep-fried mars bars, Sheena Easton (really sorry about that one!) and men in skirts, I am in no position to disparage the great state of California.
What I was endeavouring - badly, apparently - to explore, was the fascinatingly dichotomous nature of your fine Country.
I am ever grateful for your gift of NASA, Frank Sinatra, Walt Disney, the Gershwins, Andy Warhol, Frank Lloyd Wright, Rock'n'Roll, Steely Dan, Pamela Anderson and Tennessee Williams.
The blokes, however, who sat round a table and thought that Adam Sandler acting like an eedjit for an hour and a half would be grand entertainment should be neutered with a rusty bunker rake.
more luv,
FBD.