The Annual Christmas Poem

[Ian Andrew]

Since the site needs an injection of humour again - and I wasn't originally planning to do this - but once again I present my annual Christmas Poem

Winter Wonderland will never be the same.....


Alarm bells ring
are you listening
the moderator’s near
the threads gone missing
Rich got a frieght
there’s no Michele Wie tonight
talking in a website wonderland

Gone away is the football
no one cares about your school
all the OT’s are gone
now let’s try get along
talking in a website wonderland

on the website we can destroy any architect
Then kick him till he is down
He'll say: Are you done?
we'll say: No man
But want to play golf
when you're in town?

Later on
they’ll conspire
to place a golf writer under fire
So be afraid
of the plans that they've made
talking in a website wonderland

On the screen I can build a legend
I’ve read Mackenzie don’t you know
I know lots of dates but I can’t get one
Since my IM’s began to grow

When it off topic
ain't it thrilling
Thumb your nose gets a grillin’
We'll frolic and play
the Atlas way
talking in a website wonderland

talking in a website wonderland
talking in a website wonderland

[Dave_Miller]

Since the site needs an injection of humour again - and I wasn't originally planning to do this - but once again I present my annual Christmas Poem

Winter Wonderland will never be the same.....


Alarm bells ring
are you listening
the moderator’s near
the threads gone missing
Rich got a frieght
there’s no Michele Wie tonight
talking in a website wonderland

Gone away is the football
no one cares about your school
all the OT’s are gone
now let’s try get along
talking in a website wonderland

on the website we can destroy any architect
Then kick him till he is down
He'll say: Are you done?
we'll say: No man
But want to play golf
when you're in town?

Later on
they’ll conspire
to place a golf writer under fire
So be afraid
of the plans that they've made
talking in a website wonderland

On the screen I can build a legend
I’ve read Mackenzie don’t you know
I know lots of dates but I can’t get one
Since my IM’s began to grow

When it off topic
ain't it thrilling
Thumb your nose gets a grillin’
We'll frolic and play
the Atlas way
talking in a website wonderland

talking in a website wonderland
talking in a website wonderland

Ian:
Absolutely outstanding!!!
Merry Christmas
Dave

[wsmorrison]

Thanks for the poem, Ian and for a good laugh.  I nominate you Poet Laureate of GCA.com.  What say everyone?  It is a non-paying gig, but has loads of prestige      Chicks dig poet laureates, too!

[JMorgan]

Merry Christmas despite the poem, Ian.  
JM

[Dave_Miller]

Thanks for the poem, Ian and for a good laugh.  I nominate you Poet Laureate of GCA.com.  What say everyone?  It is a non-paying gig, but has loads of prestige      Chicks dig poet laureates, too!

Wayne:
I second the nomination of Ian as Poet Laureate of GCA.
Merry Christmas to you and the family
Dave

[wsmorrison]

And a very Merry Christmas to you and yours, Dave.  Thanks a bunch.  Looking forward to seeing you next year for some golf and a few drinks...too many  

[Bill_McBride]

Some may remember the epic poem read after dinner at the Painswick Buda Cup by THEIR poet laureate, Delia.

This one was shorter.  

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.  

[Mike_Cirba]

Ian,

Thanks for a laugh on a day when we can all use one!

Of course, I'm pretty certain that the ultimate parody of the Merion thread is yet to be written.   I may have to put some thought into that one this weekend, but it certainly deserves to be thrown onto the Yule fire.  Talk about generating more heat than light!!!  

Merry Christmas to you, Ian, and to all these other fellow head-cases.  

[Ian Andrew]

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Ian

[George Pazin]

Well written as always, and especially well timed this year.

A belated Merry Christmas to you as well, Ian.