Such young men are named as Captains these days.... But why would Tom Paul be assisting him? Surely he'll qualify for the team of right. This man, Hurley of Nebraska or Nevada (well it's somewhere that starts Nev, maybe it's Never-Never Land), he keeps telling me about is actually TEP in disguise. 200 mph club head speed, 400-yard carries. TEP did all this when we played together last year at Gulph Mills. He drove it so far and walked after the ball so imperiously that he didn't notice that I actually played four balls and 24 shots to reach his drive, from which he struck a lob wedge to reach the green of each par 5 and I managed to make the green in a further 14 before he sank his eagle putt and I holed out for an 84. I think he managed to win that match, but I swear it wasn't by much......
And we saw your tricks at the last Curtis Cup sneaking in men such as Michelle Wie, Natalie Gulbis and Paula Creamer. We're going to sneak some women into out team for the next Walker Cup - that'll settle your hash!