"We're on the correct side of the Schuylkill this time, Morrison."
Schuykill? I thought it was the Delaware. Or am I thinking of the Susquenhanna? Who cares---if you've seen one river you've seem 'em all. Don't worry about it, if I get within five miles of the Tavern I'll smell it---if I'm not smokin' that is!
Speaking of smokin' I was talking to Da Mayor tonight and he told me New Jersey is about to institute a whole state smoking ban, like in April, so he told me to get down there pretty quick if I want to smoke at PV.
To me that's just crazy and I just might switch from a broken down old New York liberal to a libertarian any day now.
Anyway, as my great friend Bill Webster once observed PVGC is perhaps the only place that does not allow smoking outside but does allow smoking inside (the clubhouse). And now inside the clubhouse is about to get banned by the state of New Jersey?!
Da Mayor says he thinks that's bad for biness in the State of New Jersey and he's gonna propose to the Guvna that the state of New Jersey legislate the legalization of prostitution.
Legalize prostitution at PVGC?! Are you kidding me?! If that happens that golf course will be #1 in the world for the rest of time.
They might have to change their "Women's play" policy, though, from Sunday afternoon to just Sunday between 10am and 11am when the hookers are in church.