Hello Old Friend:
You've hit on one of my pet peeves as well. Only I'm going to disagree with you about the local examples. Have you ever played Pasatiempo when the greens were quick? Seems not, or you wouldn't say what you do. For quite a few years now those greens have become goofy-golf just about every summer... That is, absurd such that the ball won't stay anywhere near the hole just due to gravity, in any interesting pin position, on far too many greens. Putt up to the hole, make it, great; miss it, ball rolls back to your feet if not further away. As firm, fast and well-contoured as most of the greens are at Cinnabar Hills, I have never faced that situation there, any time of year, any green. I find those greens to be difficult yes, but far from absurd. And I think I've played it damn near as many times as you have.
But anyway your general point is a good one: catch Pasa on a sane day - which is basically anytime outside of summer - and the proper balance is struck there. I just don't think it isn't at Cinnabar.
The problem of course is the green-speed arms race, which causes the Pasa syndrome at far too many other courses; who then react not by slowing down the greens, but by flattening them. That is a crime.
Anyway, to me, the best greens have plenty of contour but no absurdity. Say Pasa 3/4 of the year. Cinnabar unless they use stupid pin positions. Olympic Lake any time outside of the US Open.
TH