Blimey! By the standards of most on this board I'm a bit of tree-hugger (keep the cold wind and the rain off donchaknow) but I'm staggered by those things on the 4th.
Maybe they're the self-seeding rubbish I find on my back meadow (ahem, lawn) and everyone thinks they're someone else's legacy.
"Umm, yesss, well, I don't really remember it coming up in committee but it's what he would have wanted. Just because the skipper's in his box doesn't mean we have to rip out all those things he held so dear."
"No, I don't like to offend the greenskeeper. After all, we can always pop it over the dogleg from our senior tee anyway."
"It is a little strange isn't it? But we have photos of it from the sapling stage so it must be right. I'm glad you can include it in our restoration."