Old joke: Playing in Africa for the first time, Joe sliced his first shot into the jungle. While searching for it, a lion attacked him. The caddy pulled out a rifle and killed the animal. On the second hole, a par 3, Joe topped his tee ball to the edge of the pond. When he tried to play the shot, a crocodile clamped onto his leg, dragging him into the water. “Shoot it” Joe screamed in agony. “You don’t get a shot on this hole,” replied the caddy.