Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert & Sullivan?
Worf: I haven't had time to familiarize myself with the crew roster...
With all apologies to every version of "The Mikado". I'm sure some of the more witty posters can add verses.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of golf society offenders who might well be underground,And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the guy you first meet that insists on keeping scoreWho rakes the three footer and claims it is for four
"But I've got you for a six" You bet he's on the list!
Then the golf bro influencer playing the latest "awesome track"
Whose video swing shows he is just a hackI've got them on the list, they'd none of them be missed
CHORUS.he's got 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed.
The single-digit handicap who can't compress the ballBecause simulator lies are not that bad at all!
Of course he's on the list, no way that he'll be missedThe green committee member who's an "architecturist"
"This bunker has me pissed" Yes, you're on the list!
The access-seeking poster on a golf review siteWho's architecture knowledge isn't all that bright
"It's got a biarritz!" Just put him on the list!
CHORUS.he's got them on the list;And I don't think they'll be missed--I'm sure they'll not be missed!
There's the merchandise company with $300 crapFor a headcover to show that you're nothing but a sap
I've got them on my list! I've got them on my list!
And the twosome you could join who refuses to inviteYou won't play through because they think they're right
They're fully on the list, they'll surely not be missed!