Some years ago, my wife and I were on a quick New Year’s getaway to Bend Oregon. Stealing a term, our Hogmanay dinner was at a small place, rich with massive flavors, among them was elk with Demi-glacé and dark chocolate cake. On a whim I ordered a peaty whisky with dessert and gave my wife a taste. I was shocked when she loved it. Weeks later back home I purchased the same bottle and took it home. While I cooked a meal I opened it and gave her a small nip. Before she even got it to her lips she winced and gagged and said “that’s not the same stuff at all!” I assured her it was.
Continuing on the food theme, though generally complimentary of chef Grant Achatz, Anthony Bourdain said of his meal at Achatz’s capstone achievement Alinea that it was “lethally self-serious, usually pointless, silly, annoying, and generally joyless…a misery from beginning to end.”
One criticism I see often about many links courses is their lack of interest in opening and closing holes. It reminds me of these two anecdotes above and how, in the right moment, even an aggressively peated whisky can be appealing to a delicate palate. Or conversely how to even the most well-traveled foodie, too much can just be too much.
Machrihanish ends in what I would consider an almost perfect fashion. As does The Old Course. Or coming to this side of the pond, a newer course like Old Barnwell. There’s a certain false premise that I think people tend to uphold when they think every hole should be a knockout. Frankly speaking, even though I can’t argue with its greatness, it was the biggest hurdle to enjoying Pine Valley that I found. Every hole is a world unto itself and it’s trying pretty hard to wow you at every turn. There are other great courses that also continuously and unabashedly pound the golfer with moment after thrilling moment. We can’t deny their greatness. And when another great hole shows up, the palate is so saturated that we’re left feeling like the most thrilling merely washes over the tongue like Ardbeg behind elk loin and dark chocolate.
One of the finer points to links golf (and other examples outside GB&I) is when a course comes out of the jungle of great holes and subtly ushers you to the finish. Why must it be a detriment that these courses finish the way they do?