Chris,
a) Reread my first post in this thread. I did not "start this thread with a clear contention, that Royal Melbourne is the easiest great course in the world."
b) The advice I'm referring to that you gave me on the third hole was from the fairway, after I'd played two shots, not from the tee. Perhaps my memory is faulty, but my recollection is that you warned me about the difficulty of holding the green from that angle in that situation.
c) I'm not blaming you for giving me such advice, anyway - it seemed reasonable enough at the time.
d) You're probably correct that I jumped the gun in declaring that RM a course that can be defined after one playing. However, in all of the research I'd done and exposure I'd had to RM prior to coming to Australia, not once did I hear anything to the effect of "it's a course you have to play multiple times to get to know well," at least as far as I can tell.
e) Saying that I "lack lateral thinking skills"...that's a bit harsh, isn't it? Is that what I get for touching a raw nerve in daring to suggest that RM may not be a Doak 10 golf course?
(In any event, as I said multiple times to you while in Australia, I've never claimed to be the most architecture-savvy member of this board...I'm just calling it like I saw it.)
f) Couldn't you say that ANY course (except perhaps an 7,000-meter track with wide fairways and huge greens) is more difficult when it plays firm and fast rather than soft and slow? And in evaluating the difficulty of any given course, should you always talk about how it is maintained for tournaments or its ideal "maintenance meld", or should you not take a wider view?
g) The logical endgame of this discussion is that one should never make comments about any course you've only played once. Patrick Mucci might agree with that viewpoint, but I daresay that this discussion group wouldn't be the vibrant place it is if such a ban were in effect, to say nothing about whether such a contention is true...
Brian,
a) I'm not an idiot, even though you seem to have formed that impression of me.
b) So I yanked my drive at the third into the trees, and I failed to get down in two from short of the green. What does that have to do with anything? I could three-putt from 20 feet on a flat green, and that would make no statement about the difficulty of the course I was playing; ditto missing the wide third fairway off the tee, and playing such a approach putt from short of the green.
c) The third green at RM - which I'm guessing you haven't seen, so why exactly are you so involved in this discussion? - is visually deceptive, and much longer from front to back than it appears. I'd thought it was nearer 25 yards deep than 40 yards deep when I made my shot selection.
d) It's not like I don't normally know how to approach greens like the third at RM-West - having played the 13th at Machrihanish a hundred times, I know damn well that I'd rather be over the green than short of it, especially to a back pin. However, this only became apparent to me after playing the hole once and seeing the green from the side and behind.
Cheers,
Darren