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John Kavanaugh

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If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« on: November 27, 2022, 05:33:48 PM »
With apologies, two months in the marina has salted my brain.


For me it would be “Tommy’s Forkab”.


A homage to two dudes that I love from this site. One gone, one missing from my life.

Mike Hendren

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2022, 07:20:44 PM »
My 25 year old Ping Moon: Moony Mcmoonface.  It’s unused twin replacement with the CPC logo:  What a pity.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2022, 08:23:06 PM by Mike Hendren »
Two Corinthians walk into a bar ....

Ben Sims

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2022, 08:25:06 PM »
Hammy’s Quagmire

Joe Bausch

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2022, 08:27:27 PM »
Hugh Scratched My Anchor
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Stewart Abramson

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2022, 09:38:15 PM »
Serenity Now. When you take a ball out of the ball pocket it says "Serenity Now" in Frank Costanza's (Jerry Stiller's) voice.



Pat Burke

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2022, 01:41:27 AM »
Yard sale

Mike Feeney

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2022, 07:12:53 AM »
Put Me Down For a 6

Terry Lavin

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2022, 10:02:32 AM »
“Not far, I’m sure,” a play on Chicago Golf’s slogan.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.  H.L. Mencken

Marty Bonnar

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2022, 10:13:53 AM »
The Sloop John K.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Peter Sayegh

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2022, 11:13:55 AM »
The Money Pit.


Ira Fishman

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2022, 03:07:35 PM »
I have one bag that reads “Be the Ball” and the other “Shivas Irons”. Neither has inspired improved golf psychology yet.

Steve Lapper

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2022, 03:23:12 PM »
Property of State Mental Health Facility
« Last Edit: December 03, 2022, 11:50:14 AM by Steve Lapper »
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."--John Kenneth Galbraith

MCirba

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2022, 03:36:02 PM »
Clunky.
"Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent" - Calvin Coolidge

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Paul Jones

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2022, 04:50:48 PM »
Far and Sure
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Jeff_Brauer

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2022, 04:54:54 PM »
If it was a boat, I would name it "rental" since I would never buy a boat.  If it flies or floats.....rent.  If I inherited a boat, maybe water ball, mulligan, range ball, floater, penalty stroke, etc. would be under consideration. 
Jeff Brauer, ASGCA Director of Outreach

cary lichtenstein

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2022, 08:35:58 PM »
Short Game is the name of Ray Floyd's 125' boat
Live Jupiter, Fl, was  4 handicap, played top 100 US, top 75 World. Great memories, no longer play, 4 back surgeries. I don't miss a lot of things about golf, life is simpler with out it. I miss my 60 degree wedge shots, don't miss nasty weather, icing, back spasms. Last course I played was Augusta

David Ober

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2022, 09:28:22 PM »
Harbinger of Hybrids

Steve Lang

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2022, 11:01:31 PM »
Serenity Now. When you take a ball out of the ball pocket it says "Serenity Now" in Frank Costanza's (Jerry Stiller's) voice.





Shouldn't this bag be named "Steal Your Face" ???
Inverness (Toledo, OH) cathedral clock inscription: "God measures men by what they are. Not what they in wealth possess.  That vibrant message chimes afar.
The voice of Inverness"

Stewart Abramson

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2022, 10:11:02 AM »
Serenity Now. When you take a ball out of the ball pocket it says "Serenity Now" in Frank Costanza's (Jerry Stiller's) voice.


Shouldn't this bag be named "Steal Your Face" ???


 :D .  Steve, My Sunday bag is "Morning Dew" as in walk me out in the morning dew.

Brian Finn

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2022, 10:15:42 AM »
Jekyll & Hyde
New for '24: Monifieth x2, Montrose x2, Panmure, Carnoustie x3, Scotscraig, Kingsbarns, Elie, Dumbarnie, Lundin, Belvedere, The Loop x2, Forest Dunes, Arcadia Bluffs x2, Kapalua Plantation, Windsong Farm, Minikahda...

David Cronan

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2022, 11:22:48 AM »
Sea you at the turn....

Scott Senior

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2022, 06:04:04 PM »
Ship of Fools

Bruce Katona

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2022, 07:42:13 PM »
Stuart:

My cousin's 28' Parker center console is the "Morning Dew".  He recently got a smaller 18' bay runner that will be the "Morning Deaux".


.........and yes, we play the tune every time we head out for stripers (rockfish for you guys south of the Mason Dixon Line).

Steve Lang

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2022, 11:36:41 PM »
Stewart, Bruce,


So I've got to wonder...briefly, ... think there're more Deadhead golfers or fishermen?...   




My bag would be named "Ground Force"



Inverness (Toledo, OH) cathedral clock inscription: "God measures men by what they are. Not what they in wealth possess.  That vibrant message chimes afar.
The voice of Inverness"

JimB

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Re: If your golf bag was a boat what would it be named?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2022, 12:28:04 AM »
Weir Everywhere.