Joe -
There's that hole at The Mines, the Par 4 with the high ridge that cuts across the fairway diagonally, from left to right: aiming right off the tee gives you the best angle into the green but requires the longest carry over the ridge (lest you find yourself, as I did, with an uphill second from below the ridge line), while the carry on the left side is much shorter but leaves an awkward approach shot.
Perfecto!
Elegant simplicity!
Lay of the land routing!
And, if memory serves, nary a fairway bunker in sight.
Not to deny/argue against your post, because I can see the validity -- but just to support Mike in a thread that challenges all consensus opinion and conventional wisdom, my favourite kind!