Not as good but funnier!
Pine Valley #14 par three circa 1980
Golfer launches first shot way right into parts unknown , competitor playing partner uber competitive jerk secretly happy.... player reloads and aces it for three.
As we are walking down stairs toward green player B (jerk) reminds us we never lose balls at PV etc etc etc , we say oh that's a bit of a wives tale. Member good dude laughing a little as he listens. He knows!
We get to area where ball likely landed, swampy awful spot and give it a quick glance before moving on, player B not happy proving he qualifies as (jerk)
All parties otherwise loved that par!
Mines not as good either but happened at the 15th at Pine Valley.
Hit a hook off the tee and then a provisional. Walking down the middle of the fairway I hear the caddie yell found your ball proving that caddies do find every ball.
So I go up in the trees and punch out which runs all the way across the fairway behind a tree on the right.
Now I punch back out to the left, followed by a 3 wood to the front. Made a 50 footer for par.