I've got to stand up for Nick somewhat here both to the broad-strokes of the original post (which was meant to provoke) and the details since...
1. Bethpage Black is a stunning, rigorous and beautiful course, one that has been exhilarating and challenging to play since before it was tracked as a pro tournament venue... the people have been voting with their feet on this well before the industry sycophants got around to bringing the market bullshit to bear. In the 1980s and early 1990s, golfers were not waiting in line because it was on TV, or had journalism pieces written, or even because it was a Tillie...it was (from Day 1 I suspect) a bold audacious course that took the golfer over a rugged landscape with many dramatic views... it was tough, and you were likely to get beaten up, but it was almost a force of nature in some of its "monumentalness"
2. EB's breakdown of all the Drivers hit is flawed...I've played BB 20x and caddied on it in local professional events 40x... I've seen very few drivers on #1...many 3 woods on #4 and #9... I don't think I've seen ten Drivers total hit on #6... and if the wind is not howling in your face, most don't hit driver on #11...so EB's breakdown, which made it look like Driver was/is hit on all but 2 and 18 was not accurate, imo....
2a. ...and then the sparse comments about WHERE to hit those tee shots was a bit off too... the necessity to hit the fairway, or cleave to one side of a fairway was given short shrift...it was/is absolutely essential to be IN the fairway on #1 and #2 before or after 1997...they are almost "easy" holes from there and were/are terrors from the rough or out of position...the shape and effective length of the 4th fairway demands that you make a hole strategy from the moment you putt out on 3... the 5th absolutely can';t be played from the left half of the fairway (unless you're adept at hitting a 25 yard draw for an uphill 200+ shot)...#7 (whether played as a 500 yard 4 or 550 yard 5 is a veritable THESIS on strategic driving... cutting corners, shaping shots with the run of the fairway.
3. ... Most people criticize them or ubiquitously report they are flat, but I'm one to say I mostly admire the greens at BB and think they are an apt and fun set to play, almost singular in the Tillie canon (if his contribution extended to such detail) for their absence of the bumps, swales and impossibilities all over the place... this set is sublime, with many unbroken planes and smooth flowing contours... in particular I think 2, 7, 12, 16 deserve re-examination for their subtlety , while 1, 4, 8, 11, 14, 15 and 17 carry the expected Tillie charms...however I will say that 3, 6, 9 and 13 are plain and uninteresting greens that could be on any ol muni.
4. Lastly, while it range(d)s to the unproductive and personal, I agree with Nick that we see the dilemma of citing Golf Digest when it bolsters a position and demeaning it when one want to be a free agent maverick from some hegemony that it holds... I do think it calls to mind the vacuous puffery of many honors, titles, certifications and systemic honors... and Erik I say this with the least amount of rancor possible, I think very few have ever thought better of you or your opinions more worthy, since the resume-esque tagline "GD Best Young Teacher" started appearing on your signature line... It feels like you're trying to validate what you have to say and then, in a case such as this, with BB not being in your Top 1000 (as opposed to GD's and many ratings' Top 50) it feels like you're biting the hand that gives you so little food to start with.
Bottom line... BB is a really terrific and memorable course, even if it has been altered as a better course for pros than it is for earnest amateurs. While I'd like the fairways widened, rough fescue grasses chopped and pro-bunkers removed, no one can deny that now, 25 years after it has become a thing, the playing grounds are on par with nearly any quality, F&F private experience I can recall and that is a delight for the local municipal player and the enterprising visitor who thinks he is up to it. Truly, it is way too hard for a third of all golfers (to wit, I've almost never seen women, juniors or 70+ seniors play it), but so are many things...and it was that way when I first found it in bare, scraggly conditions in 1986-87.
cheers vk