Vhal,
The way you fix it, is by not "fixing" it. Given its just an exhibition, and it doesn't actually matter, you "fix it" by USA players adapting the NBA Slam Dunk competition approach.
The SD competition, was THE most popular event of All-Star weekend in the 80s. Anybody who was anybody wanted in and it was the best of the best, going toe to toe. As one of the "not to miss" events of the year in the basketball world it was must see TV. But then many of the top players stopped doing it and before you knew it, the event was as an also-ran with B and C level guys. Sure there were a few interesting one-offs like when Vince Carter won it in 2000, but ever since the 80s glory days, its never been the same.
If the top US players really don't care, then they should not bother playing in the RC. Sure the Euros will keep on winning, but then eventually they won't care because it'll be empty victories over B and C players year in and year out. Cause at the end of the day, the Euros need this event...so let them have it!
Love this. Kalen, I think you hit it on the head with the Slam Dunk contest!
DATELINE: HAVEN WISCONSIN - WHISTLING STRAITSFriday:Picture this, Opening ceremonies start on the first tee with some form, any form of traditional team play. The afternoon is a Long Drive Competition out into Lake Michigan. Raytheon sponsors an unveiling of defense level tech that delivers real-time, live shot tracer technology for the enjoyment of both people in the stands and at home!
Spectator notes: Shouting
"Dilly Dilly" is fine if immediately followed by
"Brought to you by Bud Lite."
- Yelling
"Olé" or
"Get in the Hole" Gets you ejected.
- Yell
"Mashed Potatoes", You get tased.
Afternoon Session? We Four Ball to say we did it and take some photos of it so the historical pictures have some connection to the past.
Wraps up with a Fish Fry. Free beer specifically, Miller Lite
(It's Wisconsin, it's what we do - plus this is how Miller Lite gets some impressions since the
"Dilly Dilly" rights were sold to Bud Light.
Saturday: Some more Ryder Cup stuff happens supported with Free Beer powered by
New Glarus Spotted Cow, a local favorite not available outside of the State of Wisconsin. There are places for kids to have their picture taken with The Spotted Cow. There are no udders on the cow costume and the 'cow' will have passed a thorough background check.
Sunday: Singles with a caveat. There are no ties. All ties are sent to a holographic (VR at home) simulator next to the 18th grandstands.
(
Sponsored by TopGolf in Partnership with The Marvel Universe - Powered by Disney Imagineering)
All of this is angled scenically facing Lake Michigan with what?... Free Beer.
Wisconsin is my native state so I can assure you we can do the free beer better than most... beer than most... KB, you're a genius! The ratings will be massive. #GrowTheGame
Or,... the US side can decide if the RC really matters!
Just presenting some options. You're all welcome.