For architects, here's a hint re: creating a "mixed category-conventions" course:
Take Crystal Downs as your model.
Add about 500 yards in length (mostly spread out, dramatically, among the Par 3s and 4s).
Have three sets of tees - back, middle, front.
Build it on sandy soil.
Take out a few trees, but plant several others (already full grown).
Make it public.
Replicate the 8th hole exactly, using lasers and topo maps to get the contours just right -- and indicate clearly on the card that this is a "replica of the famous 8th hole at Crystal Downs, one of the very finest Par 5s in the world".
Allow yourself to build at least 1 and preferably 2 long forced carries.
Keep the majority of greens just as they are, but flatten a couple -- and keep them all running fast.
Make some fairways, including the 1st, more canted (create the cant by earth-moving if you have to.)
Limit the number of fairway bunkers, but make them all deep and penal.
Have cart paths, and carts -- with no GPS. But white stakes at 150 yards and blue ones at 200 aren't gonna kill anyone.
Get Don M to create the most basic and inexpensive irrigation system he can.
Please don't give me much quirk or blindness; even Crystal Downs itself is actually 'all there in front of you'.
Have returning 9s - people can play 9 or 18; there are no other 'loops' of 3 or 6 holes.
Pick a 'fair' number re fairway widths and options -- say, 45 yards -- and then make that width immutable by not using grass/rough but tall native plants and thick shrubs and fescue etc...all of the 'lost ball' variety.
Give me a proper 'card' - with Pars and Yardages and slope& stroke ratings indicated, and tee boxes that are clearly tee boxes.
Live a little - create a faux old stone farmhouse ruin and plop it down somewhere around the 14th hole, with benches and ball washers and water dispensers. And have benches at every tee box.
Have a stream meandering through the property, a wide stream the serves as a cross hazard on several holes and placed to take driver out of the hands of the longest hitters. A pond or two wouldn't hurt either -- but I don't want to seem crazy.
Build an almost ridiculously old-fashioned club house but that's yet big enough for everything -- except weddings. Serve fish and chips, burgers, salads, bacon-and-egg sandwiches and (as the inexpensive item) hot dogs. Always make sure you have plenty of fresh coffee, a few brands of bourbon, and lots of cold domestic beer.
After you think you've finished, give Joe H free reign for a few days and a big machine to sit on and let him have a go messing with it.