Sorry, I'm laughing as I read this as we have lived this topic.
It starts with the new minimalist restoration/retained GCAs advocating "less visual clutter". That also includes: trees, mowing lines, tee box shapes, bridges, flowers...and, yes....ball washers, benches and trash cans.
That works well at GOLF CLUBS but falls short at country clubs....IMO.
Here's my $.02...:
1. Sure, you have caddies, but you need ball washers for juniors who carry their bags and for walkers after 3:00. Put 3-4 out there, put a towel over the top and, after a few days, see if the towels have moved. HORROR: if you have "Monday outings", you need them, too.
2. Benches: you have to have SOME. They are usually for couples golf where the ladies tee off well in front and they seek a bench to sit while their spouses hit from mens tees. Otherwise, people sitting on a course is pure BS.
3. Trash cans: You NEED them. You need them on the hole that follows where you get water, snacks, etc. Othwerwise, you need one on first tee where people dump their coffee cups and new golf ball sleeves. Need one near 10 tee after you get a drink to throw out your cup, etc.
It's a compromise between the purism of the new GCA dogma and the pragmatism of being a club that needs to cater to member needs. The needs of the maintenance staff is pure crap. If that was the case then they would be doing more "high cuts" on trees to trim the descending branches that bug the shit out of me...;-)...and interfere with my low, punch recovery shots.