You couldn't come up with a better metaphor than one that draws a full page of porn references when googled? Sadly, the metaphor you chose is rife with middle-school boy fantasy, the kind that men grow out of. Even sadder, no one else has complained about the choice of thread title.
I would brag about Rustic Canyon, Wild Horse, Mid Pines and every other course that the thread contributors deem a lesser course. I'm not certain what the intent is, something to pass the time or something to heighten the quality of discussion on the site.