I know these types of exercises are in fun but isn't this a lot of heresy?
I know who is going to be the next Bill Coore, me!
Really, though, which of us knows a tour player well enough to really determine how deeply they have taken gca into their hearts? It is encouraging that Stewart Cink reads Thomas' book, isn't he the fellow who doned Payne Stewart's knickers in the tournament following that tragic death?
Speaking of, I bet Payne Stewart could have been a hell of an archie, what with his free wheeling spirit.
That said, I can't say a lot for the efforts of Peter Jacobsen and he's about as colorful as they come.
If I had to pick a couple off of the top of my head, like my life depended on it, I would want to see what the following would do:
Craig Stadler
Gary McCord
Ian Woosnam (surely he'd be a drinkin' on the jobsite!)
Duval (he'd be chewin')
Rich Beem
David Feherty
Frank Nobilo (love his furry beard)
Elkington
Jose Maria Olazabel (surely he'd have clever greens complexes)
Nick Price
No particular reason why other than they are either drinkers, characters or unique in one way or another.