i wish that Ran had SEO for this thread. It would be a big hit on the Google and the Bing. It is supremely entertaining. Here's how it looks from the strait of Niagara:
Comment on shadow moving the ball: absolutely brilliant. I thought of Tinkerbell and Peter Pan immediately, and realized that there was a fictional precedent that the USGA could cite in its defense. #JMBarrie
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle: Harold is guilty of projecting his personal opinions and values onto historical figures to whose every move, transgression and charitable act he cannot possible have had access. Kumar is guilty of dipping the kindling in kerosene, then lighting it with an X15, albeit with solid wording.
Shane, Brother Shane: That's a Buffalo disc jockey (not DJ) reference. What Lowry said: I had a straightforward two-putt from 30 feet up the hill, Lowry said. I addressed the ball and the ball moved back. I had to penalize myself. Its very frustrating in a tournament like that.
The Clock Ticked Backward: Similar to Ferris' backward-ticking clock, DJ's ball rolled backward toward his putter. If he touched the ball, it would have had to move forward. It did not. He soled the putter to the side of the ball, then hovered it behind it, which is not the same as addressing the ball, which Lowry indicates he did on the weekday.
You Love Him or You Don't: The thin veil that guards true intentions is freshly laundered on this thread. There are some who wish to burn Dustin Johnson at the stake, and are micro-inspecting every detail of his every step, to find justification for their dislike and, dare I say, jealousy. On the other side of the road are the supporters, who wish to vindicate the tall one from the injustices and bad breaks of previous tournaments. They are just as skilled at micro-inspection, 'cept they do it from the opposing slant.
I'm certain that there is more, but I've run out of my allotted time. I'll hand the filibustering phone book off to the next cat.