I think I've just landed on the shortest possible phrase to describe what, let's say, displeases me about many golf holes/courses. Gilding the Lily - def: to adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful, from Shakespeare's metaphor, i.e. to gild refined gold, to paint the lily, is wasteful and ridiculous excess.
I think architects, good architects, building good solid courses, sometimes just can't help gilding the lily -- and this mars both visually and in playability terms some otherwise fine golf holes. Here is an example, from the course I play most often (a 1970s public):
The 2nd is a 400 yard Par 4 dogleg right, with a creek running across the fairway at 250 yards out (that can't be seen from the tee because the land slopes down towards it starting at about 220 yards, especially from the centre-right side). From the far side of the creek, the hole then goes uphill to a largish green that is angled to the line of play (opening up from the left side) and that has a bunker protecting the front right side.
A simple and lovely and effective golf hole: take driver off the tee and risk bounding into the creek; play to the left side of the fairway (which slopes down much less than the middle-right side) with a three wood and you have a clear shot to the green opening, but a longer approach of about 170, uphill; or play a 3 wood or less to the right side of the fairway and shorten the hole a bit, but then you have to come over the greenside bunker with your approach.
A good golf hole, with options and challenge. What else does one need? Well, the architect and superintendent both seem to have thought/think that it does need more. Okay, the trees off the right side of the fairway I can live with (since they punish the golfer who tries a fade but slices it instead); but then in front of the tree line the architect built-up a series of six foot mounds, running from about 220 yards from the tee all the way down to the creek, and then the super figured (apparently) that neither the trees nor the mounds nor the fact that a right side tee shot leaves an approach over a big deep bunker were enough, so he now maintains the whole area in thick, lush rough -- all of which results in losing one of three "options" and, if you hit the ball to the right side a bit too much, turning a good and challenging golf hole into a real drag. (And, to add insult to injury, the mounding and the rough and the trees all disappear on the far side of the creek -- so that a long hitter who can fly the ball 250+ yards off the tee can slice the ball almost off the planet and still be safe!)
And why? Why does a good and classic golf hole (that smartly utilizes an existing creek) on a modest public course occasionally become a drag? Why does it go from being a golf hole that is playable for the mid-capper while still challenging for the good/long player to being a golf hole that punishes the former and grants the latter even a greater advantage? Simply because neither the architect nor the super could resist "gilding the lily".
Just as cynicism is the greatest temptation of intelligence, perhaps gilding the lily is the most prevalent temptation for those who care to do good work. Architects: stop caring so much, will you -- it is wrecking your good work!
Peter