Joe - it reminds me of the story Lee Trevino tells about visiting Butch Harmon in Morocco in the 1970s, when the latter was serving as personal instructor to King Hassan II. The King wanted to play a round with Lee, and as the round begins he graciously offers -- since he knows the course so well -- to "suggest" the club Lee should hit for every shot. Lee gives Butch a look, and Butch leans in and whispers "You'd better hit whatever the King tells you to hit". So for the rest of the round, Lee recounts, and accepting whatever club the King offered, he was shutting the blade way closed to hit low hooking 7 irons 210 yards and opening the blade way up to hit high fading 4 irons 140 yards. (You would've fit right in!)
Peter