Sean, my dear chap, apology not accepted!
"My suggestion on another thread was "The Dundee's" A place no-one visits. Apologies to any Dundeans."
Very, very funny but......
As a Dundonian I know if, in the pub on a Saturday night, you called some likely lad a "Dundean" in his ale-induced euphoria he would "heider" you!! You see Scottish education is a fine thing but does not extend to a drunken Dundonian differentiating between a "Dundean" and a "dunderheid". He has never heard of a "Dundean" so will be suspicious but as he has been called a "dunderheid" on numerous occasions he easily understands the implications of your slur. His honour is challenged and his response is atavistic.
Now you may think that given this your thesis that Dundee is a place no one visits is supported. Not at all, not at all! Dundee nestles on the cleanest river in Europe and is the gateway to many a fine golf course. The town has a world class repertory theatre, a first class University in regards to research and teaching, a branch of The Victorian and Albert Museum, and denizens of distinction. You may well ask, then, why I fled the spires of Dundee 45 years ago. As a callow youth filled with exuberance, lust and a sense of adventure I did not discern the qualities of my home town. But I do, as a Dundonian, know when our Tayside haven has been slighted! Ach …did I mention our self-deprecating manner and sense of humour!!
Cheers Colin