"Probably the most disgenious thing he said was that the Ambiance category for scoring reflects the feel of the golf course in upholding the traditions of the game."
Bill, I know you're a self-proclaimed genius but I think you mean "disingenuous". Probably channelling your inner BCowan. [Insert mental image of a failing Midwestern private Park Jr. course's cart barn.]
actually, Ben's picture is that of Goat Hill SI, the pieces of which were famously dragged up Goat Hill on logs in the late 1800's.
The Goat could never fail as they spend $13 annually on maintenance, and I generally drink that much on the front nine, and they keep their carts outside.
Edit :wrong picture
Sorry Terry
Clearly I'm no Phi Beta Kappa