The 17 handicappers are my friends, it's the twosome with their hands on their hips standing on the first tee while we arrive to our first shots of the day that I can't stand. Part of the problem is that those guys logged onto the internet one day and read that it should never take over 3 hours to play a round of golf. They are pissed at just the sight of us and once hand hits hip the feeling is mutual.
I think the majority of golfers are angry before they even hit the parking lot. Not because of fear on how they might play, or balls they may lose, or how much it will cost to buy that new driver. They are angry because they may have to watch some rube in front of them enjoy a day of golf at a pace not to their liking. The angry people are the problem.
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John,
This was worth my donation to the site this year! The game is a check box to these folks. They don't chat when paired together. They rush out after their rounds, sit alone at member - members and in general, are just miserable. I would love to offer them a nice cigar, but I'm afraid they would bitch about how long they take to finish. Got to run off to watch junior practice soccer.
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Wow. There are two solutions here:
1. I will ask to play through you and the group in front of you very politely. I will then introduce myself to you while playing through and profusely thank you for your kindness and consideration.
or
2. I will finish my round, report you to the pro where you will subsequently receive a letter from the board reminding you of the policies that Paul so accurately summarizes.
If such behavior continues, you will be very politely notified when you will be allowed to play in the future. Usually that means with couples and families on Saturday and Sunday afternoons as mornings are reserved for those who respect the game, not just their own version of it.
It will be your choice and I will never tell you what to do.
Joe, your conclusions are just wrong. Some players want to play efficiently and that is in stark contract to what you say. I play in 3 hours with my regular 4-ball and we cover myriad topics while playing. We just play efficiently - meaning, we are prepared to hit our shots and putts while others are playing and our pre-shot routines are sub-30 seconds. That's how we play fast. I dont walk faster than you and John, i dont swing faster either. Now, I may take fewer strokes than both of you...;-)...but my partners dont.
Dont make me wait behind you because you're stalking your 8' bogie putt after all your partners have holed out. Dont make me wait because you choose to not arrive at your ball until youve watched all your friends hit first. I assure you during this dead time, you are alone with your thoughts and not deep in congenial conversation.
And, the only thing that remotely resembles what say at a member/member is that people nod over to your direction and whisper, "That guy refuses on principle to let anyone play through. Amazing that he can even find a partner anymore..."...;-)
Cheers,
Ian