Ah, rats, just my luck! As some of you may know, I qualified for this year's Masters off the world Top 50 list, and I can't tell you how much I've been dreaming of my first drive down Magnolia Lane, my first ever practice round on those pristine greem fairways (I'd arranged to play with Ben and...oh, that would be Ben Crenshaw, sorry, I forget not everyone knows him as well as I do). And now this? Pink fairways of all things! It really sucks, that's all I can say.