Speaking of stupid green speeds given the architecture I have a story from a few years back that always stuck with me.
I was playing in a 3-day team tournament at Blue Ridge Country Club in Harrisburg, PA. The course was known for fast greens and they mostly sloped pretty hard back to front. As one member summed up the course, hit it straight and keep it below the hole and then do it again and again. So, the day that the tournament was a two-man scramble my partner and I were teamed up with two Blue Ridge members and we were on the 8th hole. They hit their approaches and one ended up just past the hole, maybe 15 feet away and the other was short of the left front bunker in the rough. The members chose the ball in the rough and tried to get up and down. Talking to them afterwards they said that they knew they were off the green if they missed the putt and thought they could stop the chip in a better place. Interestingly they felt that this was something to be proud of.
Even though I tend to putt faster greens better than slower ones, I never understood green speed fetish, especially when the architecture is not consistent with the maintenance practices.