Lay-up tees shots on a par-4, followed by a 210 yard approach.
Hilltop greens on long par-4s built up even further, with enormous carry bunkers in front.
Deep rough, in front of bunkers.
Green complexes that provide no opportunity to run the ball in along the ground.
Narrow putting surfaces, oriented perpendicular to the line of play, with bunkers behind the green.
Arbitrary rough lines with no connection to the surrounding topography.
Trees that overhang along the line of play or (worse) in the middle of the fairway.
Circular arguments about Merion.
Boring 2nd shots on par-5s.
A repetitious demand for a high cut-shot approach with a long iron.
Cart paths juxtaposed adjacent to water hazards on the fairway side.
Undulating greens that Stimp past 9.
Eucalyptus trees lining the fairways.
Wayne Morrison.
Uphill 18th holes.
Long drives from the clubhouse to 1st tee. (yes, I know about Sand Hills)
Golf courses built in the modern era that include the name "National."
Bunkers on the high side of a sloping fairway or green complex.
Nick Saban press conferences.
Fairway bunkers equidistant from the tee that pinch the landing area.
Long, forced carries with no option or alternative.
Enormous bunkers (as opposed to firm waste areas) out-of-proportion to the size of the surrounds.
Insanely hard finishing holes.
Rough anywhere perpendicular to the line of play.
Tiny greens on long par-4s.
The combination of over-watered fairways and rock-hard, elevated putting surfaces.
Anything associated with Rees Jones.
Golf courses with Men's tee variations of more than 300 yards. (i.e. White Tees 6010, Blue Tees 6900, Black Tees 7250)
Uphill driving ranges, oriented into the prevailing wind.
Over-manicured CCFAD corporate rip jobs that charge a fortune for a sleeve of balls.
Practice greens next to the 1st tee with no relationship to the speed of the putting surfaces on the course.
Oval bunkers (Atlantic Golf Club).
Ugly beer wenches.
Long par-3s early in the round that back up play.
Golf courses that let egotistical, middle-handicap douche-bags play from the Black Tees.
Enormous, tasteless logos on golf shirts (not architecture, but it still pisses me off).
Thoughtlessly placed Women's Tees that give 90% of the gals zero chance of reaching the green in regulation.
No soft walking paths from green to tee, but endless cement for motorized carts.
Ridiculous backtracks between green and tee (#7-#8, Olympic Lake)
Remodeled greens that don't match anything else on the course. (Ron Freem, et al)
Dumb queries from architects who already know the answers to this question.