David, I knew this was coming .... A golf course that doesn't make you hit strategic tee shots, just middle of fairway , middle of green. Very few touch or run up shots, don't be bold , be boring , say the experts. How can it be so good ? An excellent question .
Oh , but it tempts you , it beguiles you by letting you think you are home , and then you miss one a little , just a wee bit , it ends up in a spot the likes of which you can't imagine, you don't know how to react and make a number. Now you get to the next tee and try to force a birdie, nope . What hole is this ? Five. Why are those guys stopping to watch you hit , is this really a par three? Big drive over the gully on six , but you slightly overcook your second shot and are in the wrong part of a devilish green , uh oh, three putt. How can I be four over , I 've only hit one slightly wayward shot , what is going on. I'm the Ohio am champ , played for Florida. Par five coming up , I can bomb it , Ill get it by the green it two and make four . Good drive , .guess I won't. What is that bunker it looks like a minefield , better not be too crazy and lay it up .
Ok, eight , short birdie hole, good drive , the caddy tells you that he saw Watson make two here one day , and seven the next from the same spot. Yeah, that Tom Watson . . Nine is pretty straightforward, but how do I flight this second shot, where the hell is that pin??? Are we still in NJ? Surely I can birdie ten , eleven or twelve, you do , and hope renews,. Then comes thirteen and you hit your tee shot perfect but you pulled it just a snit, it's in the fairway but you have to hit a thirty yard slinging hook to find the green......how can my chip run out so far, it can't be that much downhill. Boy is my caddy in trouble. Fourteen here we go shortish par three, woo, it's really beautiful, what's the wind doing , legend says only one guy ever could figure it out , and Elmer's dead!
You have to go there see it , feel it, it's just a wonderful test every day , you think you can , but you can't, and you are not alone.