GJ
I note you trying to diffuse our discussion by bringing it down to DEFCON 4 with a little bit of humour and perhaps I should respond in kind but I think the discussion has brought up an interesting point, namely the assumption that landing in water is the ultimate penalty. I recall playing the Postage Stamp with a pal who is a member at Troon and seeing him land in the left hand bunker at the foot of the slope. My friend who is still a single figure handicapper, experienced links player and former club champion at Fraserburgh, proceeded to travel from one end of the bunker to the other trying to get his ball out. I think the final tally was something like a nine.
On more than one occasion I've had lies like you find round that green and ended up taking several shots just to make progress. Often taking a drop isn't gauranteed to give you any better a lie. Yes, you can sometimes land lucky and get the ultimate fluffy lie but you couldn't count on it.
Niall