Found this piece quite amusing.
http://www.golf.com/courses-and-travel/10-us-open-worthy-public-courses Please discuss...
1. Pound Ridge, Pound Ridge, N.Y.
This brutal beauty from Pete and Perry Dye is loaded with wetlands, rock outcroppings, fescue-topped mounds and devilish greens. I played dang well from the 6,261-yard, 140-slope tees -- and still lost five balls!
WHY NO OPEN: Too much regional competition from Winged Foot, Bethpage and Shinnecock.
2. French Lick Resort (Pete Dye), French Lick, Ind.
No joke: The 16th is a 300-yard par-3 with water -- part of an 8,101-yard Pete Dye creation. Yanked drives leave you silly sidehill shots from the rough.
WHY NO OPEN: French Lick is too remote for the USGA's tastes.
3. Wolf Creek, Mesquite, Nev.
It serves up a 154 slope, thanks to more vertigo-inducing plunges than a Hitchcock movie. Each claustrophobic hole is hemmed in by sandstone canyon walls. A Jackson Pollock splatter of bunkers and water makes this course a wild work of art.
WHY NO OPEN: June temperatures can hit 110 degrees.
4. Ko'olau, Kaneohe, Oahu, Hawaii
Ko'olau must mean "forced carry" in Hawaiian, because you'll face an endless supply on this Dick Nugent design, which plays every inch of its 7,310 yards.
WHY NO OPEN: Jungle-filled ravines and the USGA go together like lei necklaces and blue blazers.
5. Doral (Jim McLean), Doral, Fla.
Three "USGA-friendly" (translation: spirit-crushing) par 4s open this 2009 Jim McLean redesign of the Silver course. Beware the island-green par-3 14th.
WHY NO OPEN: Miami in June. LeBron's team is called the Heat for a reason.
6. Trump National Los Angeles, Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
The ocean views impress while Trump's 7,242-yard track brutalizes, with ball-swallowing environmental areas and smack-down par 4s.
WHY NO OPEN: If the Donald ever lands a major, it'll be his New Jersey course.
7. Grand Traverse Resort (The Bear), Acme, Mich.
Scotland meets PGA National at this Jack Nicklaus test (148 slope, 76.3 rating) featuring terraced fairways, mounds, pot bunkers and 10 holes with water.
WHY NO OPEN: Oakland Hills will nab any Open coming Michigan's way.
8. The Prince Course at Princeville, Kauai, Hawaii
The par-4 opener -- a jungle carry on the first hole! -- starts a bevy of gorgeous ripsnorters mixing slender fairways and ocean gusts. No way this tropical RTJ II. tour de fouce is only a 140 slope.
WHY NO OPEN: Entire galleries would vanish in the jungle-strewn canyons
9. Tobacco Road, Sanford, N.C.
The puny yardage (6,554 yards) and skyscraper 150 slope is explained by blind shots and freakish greens, courtesy of the late, great Mike Strantz. Yet this shotmaker's paradise is playable.
WHY NO OPEN: Pinehurst No. 2 is less than an hour away.
10. Broadmoor (Mountain), Colorado Springs, Colo.
The 7,637 yardage seems manageable at 6,000 feet -- until it literally takes your breath away. This 2006 Nicklaus creation offers long carries, pinched fairways and majoy-caliber greens.
WHY NO OPEN: The more walkable East course would get the USGA nod.