Ding, Ding Roll Up, Ladies & Gentlemen, Roll Up
In the Red Corner with have the Terror of the North, that Glaswegian expat, the day ‘Staker’ of non-golfing fields, I give you Niall ‘The Historian’ Carlton
In the Blue Corner we have that White Knight, The Enforcer of Free Speech, that Silver Phantom Golfer, the Colonial Cousin and Defender of the Faith, I give you Garland ‘TIF’ Bayley
The fight debate to consist of 4 x one post per minute bouts, the winner is the first to refrain from using poor language. The Purse for this bout will be one pint of beer or a small single malt – No kissing, making up or hugs otherwise it will be deemed a draw.
Ding, ding, ‘Teeing it Forward’ is the subject, so please start Gentlemen