This reminds me of a 14-club-limit story that I heard:
It seems that two gentlemen were playing in their Club
Championship and sharing a cart. At the ninth hole, Mr. A
noticed that Mr. B's bag was awfully full of clubs. He asked
Mr. B how many clubs was he carrying? Mr. B says he has
15, but since he hardly uses his 1-iron, he turned it upside
down. Mr. A points out that the tournament rule is the
14-club limit. Mr. B's response? If you call it on me, I'll
quit! Mr. A calls him on it (he has to - if he doesn't, he
could receive a penalty, right?) and Mr. B grabbs his bag
in a huff and walked in!
Amazing but true!