- During business meetings you doodle stick routings of great courses you've played.
- You saved your insurance certificate from North Berwick's West Links.
- You've wondered if Brad Klein is kin to Patsy.
- You push up greens with your hand in the sand at the beach.
- You know who Rihc is.
- You've ever been photographed wearing Redanman's physicians coat.
- You know who Redanboy is.
- When you see the Shriners riding their motorcycles in the Christmas parade you immediately think of LuLu.
- You've played in a Kings Putter match where no one agreed on who partnered who when the match ended.
- You've made a pit stop on the Hillbilly Tour at Dollar General so another tour member could buy underwear.
- You think that when you die you will go to Bob Huntley's house.
- You made a smart-aleck post about a GCA member's son that led to playing Sand Hills, Shinnecock Hills and National Golf Links of America
- You have visited the graves of C. B. Macdonald and Seth Raynor.
- You remain convinced that Paul Turner railroaded H. S. Colt to victory in the Dead Architects Contest.
- You were under-whelmed the first time you met Ran.