Re: 2012 5th Major at Dismal River

[Eric Smith]

Friday's tee times posted on page 1.

[Cory Lewis]

Chris/Eric,

Any possibility of those of us with late times Friday getting out for a quick nine before our time, perhaps off the back?

[Eric Smith]

Cory,

Of course. Get out there and have fun.

[Chris DeNigris]

Cory- You saying "quick nine" is a bit redundant, no? 

[Cory Lewis]

Cory- You saying "quick nine" is a bit redundant, no? 

I'm dragging Sam around with me so it should take at least 45 minutes 

[Matt Bosela]

Chris/Eric,

Any possibility of those of us with late times Friday getting out for a quick nine before our time, perhaps off the back?

Cory,

We're matched up against you and I can tell you that I intend to get a full 18 in before our 5th Major match!  Feel free to join us bright and early!

[John Kavanaugh]

Eric,

Please see if you can get the pin on 10 changed just before our matches.  Us long termers deserve some home course advantage.  Somehow my 23 handicap buddy managed to hit his ball in all three quadrants during our last visit.  And yes, it was always where the pin was not.

note:  I am fully aware but can not explain how a green only has three quadrants.  It's that good.

[Stephen Davis]

I know that it was just asked, but if we did want to get out before our matches, how do we go about it? Who should we call? or do we just go out? Thanks!

[Sam Morrow]

A 6? Anyone who knows me knows I can't play to that.

[Bill_McBride]

Cory- You saying "quick nine" is a bit redundant, no? 

I'm dragging Sam around with me so it should take at least 45 minutes 

Hit the ball and drag Sam?   

[Sam Morrow]

Cory- You saying "quick nine" is a bit redundant, no? 

I'm dragging Sam around with me so it should take at least 45 minutes 

Hit the ball and drag Sam?   

You and Bernhardt have been ganging up on me this week, not cool.

[Bill_McBride]

Cory- You saying "quick nine" is a bit redundant, no?  

I'm dragging Sam around with me so it should take at least 45 minutes  

Hit the ball and drag Sam?  

I can't speak for Bernhardt.   And your claim to be more than a 6 is ludicrous and yes, perhaps even greedy.  Are you so desperate to win that you would grovel for more shots?   Only Ran and I are allowed to do that.  

[Sam Morrow]

Cory- You saying "quick nine" is a bit redundant, no? 

I'm dragging Sam around with me so it should take at least 45 minutes 

Hit the ball and drag Sam?   

I can't speak for Bernhardt.   And your claim to be more than a 6 is ludicrous and yes, perhaps even greedy.  Are you so desperate to win that you would grovel for more shots?   Only Ran and I are allowed to do that.   

You and Bernhardt have been ganging up on me this week, not cool.

If I break 85 I am giddy.

[Sam Morrow]

When will the rules sheet be out?

[Doug Siebert]

Eric,

You might want to get that rules sheet out.  The "Foster Rule" will take a bit of explaining

[Mac Plumart]

note:  I am fully aware but can not explain how a green only has three quadrants.  It's that good.

 

[Sam Morrow]

Couple of questions for the vets of this trip. Mapquest has it as 2 hrs and 12 minutes from Prairie Club to Sand Hills, does that sound right?
Second, what is the best route from Sand Hills to Dismal and how long is the drive?

Thanks

[Chris Johnston]

Prarie club is 1.5 hours.

Dismal to Sand Hills is 40, or so minutes.  Both Dismal and SH are off of rt 97, 9 miles apart when you get to 97.

[Sam Morrow]

Prarie club is 1.5 hours.

Dismal to Sand Hills is 40, or so minutes.  Both Dismal and SH are off of rt 97, 9 miles apart when you get to 97.

Can you send the chopper for me?

[Michael Whitaker]

If I break 85 I am giddy

My revision is in, 5.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam Morrow]

If I break 85 I am giddy

My revision is in, 5.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I use a cheater line and a long putter.

[Michael Whitaker]

Sam - seems you've been "giddy" a lot lately!!!

Sam Morrow
Cypress Lakes Golf Club
Texas Golf Association   5.0    6/15/2012
U   T   Date   Score   CR/Slope   Diff.
*   I   6/12   76   71.3/129   4.1
*   I   6/12   74   71.3/129   2.4
*   I   5/12   79   71.3/129   6.7
    I   5/12   83   71.3/129   10.2
    I   5/12   84   71.3/129   11.1
    I   5/12   79   71.3/129   6.7
    I   5/12   79   71.3/129   6.7
    I   5/12   81   71.3/129   8.5
    I   5/12   79   71.3/129   6.7
    I   5/12   82   71.3/129   9.4
*   I   5/12   78   71.3/129   5.9
*   TI   5/12   77   71.3/129   5.0
*   AI   4/12   77   70.4/130   5.7
    CI   4/12   80   70.8/128   8.1
*   AI   4/12   81   74.1/145   5.4
*   AI   4/12   80   74.1/145   4.6
*   AI   3/12   82   73.9/139   6.6
    I   3/12   83   71.3/129   10.2
*   I   2/12   78   71.3/129   5.9
    AI   2/12   81   71.7/137   7.7
T = Score Type (H - Home, A - Away, T - Tournament, P - Penalty,
C - Combined, I - Internet)
U - Used for USGA Handicap Index® Computation

Lowest Handicap Index over the last 12 months = 2.5

[Sam Morrow]

My swing feels like an unfolded lawn chair.

[Michael Whitaker]

My swing feels like an unfolded lawn chair.

That must be why you're no longer a 2.5. Shame. 

[Sam Morrow]

My swing feels like an unfolded lawn chair.

That must be why you're no longer a 2.5. Shame. 

My real handicap is a short dick and bad breathe.