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JNC Lyon

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #100 on: September 28, 2011, 11:39:41 PM »
WHERE WERE THESE BUMPER STICKERS AND WHY DIDN'T I GET ONE?
"That's why Oscar can't see that!" - Philip E. "Timmy" Thomas

Chris Johnston

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #101 on: September 28, 2011, 11:54:01 PM »
WHERE WERE THESE BUMPER STICKERS AND WHY DIDN'T I GET ONE?

Patron -   You (and everyone here) are most welcome to get one, gratis.  Just email me a place to mail it and it shall be done via mail.  They do get a lot of looks and attention.  Just promise not to share how controversial the 5th hole is, or how darned hard the course is  ;)

Chris Johnston

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #102 on: September 29, 2011, 12:43:28 AM »
Not only do I have one of those spiffy bumper stickers on the car, but I also bought at retail from the pro shop a very cool electric neon lemon/lime Nike Golf wind jacket with the Dismal River logo on the left sleeve. It's now the envy of all my golf friends here in CT and on the road. I buy such stuff on the theory that the older i get the louder the colors need to be for them to find me when I wander off.

Brad, that's hilarious!  I have a hunter orange digital camo Dismal cap that may help - that would be fully gratis.  Unless BedBoss swipes it to wear to Tennessee games.

Mac Plumart

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #103 on: September 29, 2011, 07:40:58 AM »
WHERE WERE THESE BUMPER STICKERS AND WHY DIDN'T I GET ONE?

Patron -   You (and everyone here) are most welcome to get one, gratis.  Just email me a place to mail it and it shall be done via mail.  They do get a lot of looks and attention.  Just promise not to share how controversial the 5th hole is, or how darned hard the course is  ;)

Please send one to Georgia!!!
Sportsman/Adventure loving golfer.

Kalen Braley

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #104 on: September 29, 2011, 10:35:36 AM »
Chris,

Send one to Spokane and I will gladly stick it on my car as well!!  
« Last Edit: September 29, 2011, 10:38:07 AM by Kalen Braley »

Eric Smith

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #105 on: September 29, 2011, 10:44:08 AM »
Mac, Patron and Kalen,

Be sure to let Chris know which bumper sticker. There's a Special Limited Edition one as well...



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Cheech,

It isn't a tattoo, silly... it's a cattle brand!

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Digital Camo Czar,

I'm bringing you a hat I think you might trade for.



Jud_T

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #106 on: September 29, 2011, 11:07:05 AM »
So if one were going to have an indigenous Sand Hills meal what would be served?
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John Kavanaugh

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #107 on: September 29, 2011, 11:12:06 AM »
So if one were going to have an indigenous Sand Hills meal what would be served?

Even Zuckerberg is getting in on the act. http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/09/28/mark-zuckerberg-now-kills-eats-bison.html

Adam Clayman

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2011, 12:33:52 PM »
So if one were going to have an indigenous Sand Hills meal what would be served?

Jud, Indigenous is an interesting choice of words. If you meant it literally, I suppose Buffalo is as close as Goose, Deer, Elk, Bobcat, Snake (I hear Rattler's are sweet meat, but, Bull Snakes taste like shit). Then there's Rabbit, Fish of several species, Pheasant, Duck, Quail, etc etc.

If you meant it figuratively, I suppose Steak would be first, be it rare or chicken fried. Then there's the whole German and Scandinavian influences in most of the local fare. Lots of Carbs upon Carbs with Corn being the real carb king.

This weekend  (Oct. 1st) we will be serving up Buckeye, in what is sure to be one of the best match ups of the year in CFB.
"It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing your whole life." - Mickey Mantle

Eric Smith

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #109 on: September 29, 2011, 12:46:19 PM »
That clash of the reds is next weekend isn't it?

But, if you're looking for some Buffalo on the menu, my VOLS are serving the U of Buff. rare in Neyland Stadium this Saturday.

John Kavanaugh

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #110 on: September 29, 2011, 12:52:27 PM »
I just want some cold fried chicken for our tank ride this weekend.  http://www.gliddencanoerental.com/

Chris Johnston

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #111 on: September 29, 2011, 02:57:56 PM »
I just want some cold fried chicken for our tank ride this weekend.  http://www.gliddencanoerental.com/

John - you should have been there for this  http://www.sandhillsexpress.com/Home/tabid/36/smid/384/ArticleID/2127/t/Mullen-s-first-ever-tanking-poker-run/Default.aspx.

It would have helped quench your appertite for bowling/

Mike Hendren

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #112 on: September 29, 2011, 02:59:34 PM »
Just a reminder that Fridays are Dismal Free.
Two Corinthians walk into a bar ....

John Kavanaugh

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #113 on: September 29, 2011, 03:18:44 PM »
Just a reminder that Fridays are Dismal Free.

Don't worry, in a little more than 24 hrs I will be on the course at Dismal.  I believe I will play the Nicklaus tomorrow and get Simonized on Saturday afternoon.  I'm bringing an old tooth brush to clean up the spots he missed raking.

JC Jones

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #114 on: September 29, 2011, 03:20:36 PM »
Just a reminder that Fridays are Dismal Free.

Can we also make them Pine Valley Free? 
I get it, you are mad at the world because you are an adult caddie and few people take you seriously.

Excellent spellers usually lack any vision or common sense.

I know plenty of courses that are in the red, and they are killing it.

Adam Clayman

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #115 on: September 29, 2011, 04:42:25 PM »
Eric, good catch. I meant Badger this weekend. BTW, we have badgers here too. Don't know about eating one, but, an old neighbor was the predator control officer for USDA in these parts. One day he came across a trapped baby badger and let it live. The following year he returned to nearly the same spot and that same badger came up to him and followed him around, becoming a sort of family pet. The badger would walk down the streets, out in front, protecting the man as he walked. Unusual to say the least. BTW, Madison will be a sea of red this weekend too. Husker fans are going to have to get use to only 3k tickets for visiting teams. They are use to traveling, and, with only 3k tix, prices are skyrocketing.
"It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing your whole life." - Mickey Mantle

Mac Plumart

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #116 on: September 29, 2011, 05:42:17 PM »
Mac, Patron and Kalen,

Be sure to let Chris know which bumper sticker. There's a Special Limited Edition one as well...



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Cheech,

It isn't a tattoo, silly... it's a cattle brand!

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Digital Camo Czar,

I'm bringing you a hat I think you might trade for.




As long as Chris installs the 201 yard markers on the course, I'll take the "Dismal" sticker.  :)
Sportsman/Adventure loving golfer.

JNC Lyon

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #117 on: September 29, 2011, 09:02:44 PM »
Just a reminder that Fridays are Dismal Free.

Can we also make them Pine Valley Free? 

Which course has the higher number of posts per day relating to it?  I'm guessing PVGC.
"That's why Oscar can't see that!" - Philip E. "Timmy" Thomas

Sam Morrow

Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #118 on: September 29, 2011, 09:06:56 PM »
Just a reminder that Fridays are Dismal Free.

Can we also make them Pine Valley Free? 

Which course has the higher number of posts per day relating to it?  I'm guessing PVGC.


Only if Mucci is online.

Sam Morrow

Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #119 on: September 29, 2011, 09:07:35 PM »
Those stickers are cool. I wonder if one would fit on the bottom of the Mackenzie I have on the way.

Chris Johnston

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #120 on: September 29, 2011, 11:36:57 PM »
Those stickers are cool. I wonder if one would fit on the bottom of the Mackenzie I have on the way.


Sam -  I considered having it stiched into the one I have on the way!

We'll have that toast tomorrow night.

RJ_Daley

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #121 on: September 29, 2011, 11:53:16 PM »
Wow, that tanking operation has some serious possibilities for your members when they have simply played their brains out, and need a little break from the hot mid summer golf action!  So is it possible to put about 5 guys in that tank around a table with cards and poker chips, and have a floating poker game?  JK could probably pay his dues with that operation!

Adam, all us Badgers are like that.  Show us a little hospitality, and you can't get rid of us, and we will gladly walk out front and protect you from other critters...... except snakes.  We don't like snakes...  ::) ;D

If Bucky wins, can I get a sticker?  If Huskers win, I will deliver you some Wisconsin raised Bison.  8)
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Sam Morrow

Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #122 on: September 30, 2011, 12:19:49 AM »
Those stickers are cool. I wonder if one would fit on the bottom of the Mackenzie I have on the way.


Sam -  I considered having it stiched into the one I have on the way!

We'll have that toast tomorrow night.

Chris the toast will mean the world!

Kalen Braley

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #123 on: September 30, 2011, 10:06:52 AM »
Word on the street it...Dismal gear has become more valuable/prized then Pine Valley gear.

Dismals stock is indeed rising!  :)

RJ_Daley

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Re: Why I have a "Dismal" bumper sticker on my car
« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2011, 01:20:58 AM »
I worked the last Husker-Bucky game (1974) overtime at the stadium, and then back for regular midnight shift (State St was my permanent beat).   Wisc, probably pulled off the upset of that year.  At the end of the game, the band led an impromptu parade out of Camp Randall and over to State Street.  I left to go home and catch some zzz's.  When I returned for my shift, we went out totally understaffed to what looked like the last days of Rome.  State st was still a street, drinking was wide open age 18, and the night finally ended about 3Am, with several hauled off to the crowbar hotel, or detox and we escorted the firetrucks in to put out the remaining bonfire in the middle of the 500block front of the Pub. During the festivities, we got into a bit of a mini-brawl, and one of my guys missed his target and sprayed me right across the eyes with mace, with my contacts in!  I'll take a tazer shot instead of that any day.

Then, the Huskers were previous year national champs, I think, and that year ranked 3 or 4 and undefeated in the non-conference game.  This time,the new Big ten Huskers are the 10pt underdog, so if they win, it will hardly be an epic upset.  But, however it goes, a good time will be had by all. 

Today, they play it safe, staff the event with more cops than ushers and hotdog vendors at the game, suppress the drinking considerably compared to then, and take far more precautions.  You probably wouldn't even like it nowadays, Dave.   ::) ;) ;D 8)
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