Patrick,
Your second read hasn't helped either.
You claimed I had not played the course. I have. Reply #42 makes that clear.
If you've been playing Pine Valley since 1964 and cannot identify the changes in elevation that occur between the tee and the green on #5, as well as on 2, 3, 4, 8, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 and 18, then there is nothing I can say here that will change your mind. But hey, the first time you walked on the tee of this hole you thought it was a par four, so you do have some history of being mistaken...