2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See

[Mark Chaplin]

Laura signed as official barmaid for all GCA events.

"I'm looking forward to the world travel starting with the Boomerang downunder in March" she told The New York Times in an exclusive interview.

[Mike Sweeney]

Kavanaugh Construction Diversifies By Purchasing Golfweek Magazine-Raters Now Must "Pay to Play" 10 Fazio and Nicklaus Courses Per Year

[JC Jones]

Mike Sweeney promises JC Jones access to earn his acquaintance, forces him to watch JV Basketball.  Wait, that could be an actual 2011 headline.

[jim_lewis]

Augusta National removes Eisenhower Tree and returns 7th tee to the prior position.

Wade Hampton removes trees fronting the 17th green.

Top 25 classsic courses sign a pledge never to host another US Open, PGA Championship or Ryder Cup.

Private clubs in the South welcome pull carts (trolleys).

Courses south of NC convert bent greens to a hybred bermuda and discontinue overseeding.

Pinehurst Resort buys Dormie Club and adds it to its portfolio of resort courses.

All bunkers more than 20 yards off the fairway will be removed at Whistling Staits ( and any other Pete Dye course you can think of)

USGA (and R and A) eliminates rule that forbids grounding clubs in hazards and eliminates rule that requires flag stick to be removed when putting on the green. Also eliminates rule against pressing down spike marks on greens.

[Jud_T]

USGA allows drop without penalty from divots in fairway.

Tiger Woods wins Masters and Open Championship in comeback to form, dozens of GCA posters nash teeth and vow he'll still never win again...